Our Conflict Parody about different wars and revolutions
To the song, Call me maybe
Wars/Revolutions
To the song, Call me maybe
Wars/Revolutions
- Peloponnesian war
- French Revolution
- Napoleonic Wars
- World War I
- World War II
- Cold War
- Some historical figures such as: Martin Luther, The Moslems, The Romans, Galileo, Copernicus,
Lyrics
I threw a arrow in your heel.
Don’t trick me, I’ll never die
I looked out as Troy fell
And now war is in my way
I'd trade my helmet for peace,
swords and shields for Greece
Achilles went overseas
But now war is in his way
My stare was holdin’,
blood and, skin was showin'
Hot day, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, crazy?
Hey, I just hate you,
And you are crazy,
But here’s my priest
We’re not crazy!
It's hard to look right
At the Romans,
this is holy land
we are the Moslems
Hey, I just wrote this,
And this is crazy,
The church is horrible,
And I am Martin Luther
And all the priests are here,
Trying to hear me,
you’re predestined,
And I’m the church’s key!
The Earth is heliocentric,
I am very scientific
I am Galileo ,
And this is Coper-ni-cus
I command, I’m great and expand
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But trading is so great!
Your hand was writin’,
Books ‘bout laissez-faire
And theories ‘bout free trade
Where you think you're going, invisible hand?
Hey, I am ruling you,
And and you have no say,
But here's my palace,
So call me, Louis!
It's hard to look right
At these people,
So many laws,
I want to pause!
Hey, I just heard you,
And this is crazy,
Freedom of speech is the best,
And the French government is lazy!
And all the other countries,
Are changing,
We are revolting,
Good-bye monarchy!
Before you came into my life
I had it so good
I had it so good
I had it so so good
Before you came into my life
I had it so good
And you should know that
I had it so so good
It's hard to look right
At communism,
It cause starvation
So we should end it!
Hey, I really love my country,
‘Cause of Nationalism!
And Hertzl was the leader,
‘Cause he was very brainy?
And all the other countries,
Are obtaining,
While I’m creatin' a
train from Cape to Cairo!
I threw a arrow in your heel.
Don’t trick me, I’ll never die
I looked out as Troy fell
And now war is in my way
I'd trade my helmet for peace,
swords and shields for Greece
Achilles went overseas
But now war is in his way
My stare was holdin’,
blood and, skin was showin'
Hot day, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, crazy?
Hey, I just hate you,
And you are crazy,
But here’s my priest
We’re not crazy!
It's hard to look right
At the Romans,
this is holy land
we are the Moslems
Hey, I just wrote this,
And this is crazy,
The church is horrible,
And I am Martin Luther
And all the priests are here,
Trying to hear me,
you’re predestined,
And I’m the church’s key!
The Earth is heliocentric,
I am very scientific
I am Galileo ,
And this is Coper-ni-cus
I command, I’m great and expand
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But trading is so great!
Your hand was writin’,
Books ‘bout laissez-faire
And theories ‘bout free trade
Where you think you're going, invisible hand?
Hey, I am ruling you,
And and you have no say,
But here's my palace,
So call me, Louis!
It's hard to look right
At these people,
So many laws,
I want to pause!
Hey, I just heard you,
And this is crazy,
Freedom of speech is the best,
And the French government is lazy!
And all the other countries,
Are changing,
We are revolting,
Good-bye monarchy!
Before you came into my life
I had it so good
I had it so good
I had it so so good
Before you came into my life
I had it so good
And you should know that
I had it so so good
It's hard to look right
At communism,
It cause starvation
So we should end it!
Hey, I really love my country,
‘Cause of Nationalism!
And Hertzl was the leader,
‘Cause he was very brainy?
And all the other countries,
Are obtaining,
While I’m creatin' a
train from Cape to Cairo!